Reblog if your URL doesn’t have the word ‘mermaid’, ‘angel’, ‘hipster’, ‘cunt, ‘unicorn’, ‘nigger’, ‘faggot’, ‘slut’ or ‘whore’ in it.
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cuz we some classy mother fuckers.
We’re all going to be such messed up parents.
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
(Source: on-this-last-day)
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Reblog if you have a dirty mind.
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this….I am NOT one of them! PURE FILTH HERE!!!
All day everyday
hehe only 69%?
(Source: tush)
▲319789 | reblog
01/01/2012,12:01AM
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
(Source: laughcentre)
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